
bring me the horizon
this is why i wanna see them so much
i think i just jizzed a little.
LOL I SRSLY NEED THIS HAT. im gonna try to convince my grandma to buy it for me today.

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i had two so i could send presents to myself :l
I NEVER HAD ONE, WTF.
WTH DANNY! i had like a bajillion of these. my last one broke two years ago, fml.

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omg
idgi
Yeah I don’t get it either.
they put a staple through the condom, so it wouldn’t work.
LOL OH SHIT.
HAHA WTF
HAHAHAHAHA this is what my friends would call a zack move, because our friend zack is an asshole and he does things like this. i think he went into a walmart one time and poked holes in the condoms there, and thats how it all started.